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sarcasm at it’s best.


This is too funny. As a typical parent, I snoop in my daughter Tyasia’s email account sometimes. This time, I found a very interesting conversation. Tina is Tyasia’s Asian friend who didn’t pass the CRCTs. The CRCT is a mandatory test that the 3rd and 5th graders needs to take in order to advance onto the next grade. If you fail, you have to go to summer school (which is not free) and take the test over again. If you fail a 2nd time, you get left back. So she’s been acting funky towards people since she found out she failed. Of course Tyasia passed. I love her sass! There’s no denying this is my child (mind you, she’s only 10).

Tina: WHATEVER! SHE CAN CALL EVERYONE I DONT CARE!
tyasia: Can you calm down?
Tina: SHUT UP!
tyasia: lolz
tyasia: I can see that Im more glad than you!
Tina: I SHARED MY FRIENDSHIP WITH U !
tyasia: ……..
tyasia: life is full of wrong things, youll get over it!
Tina: WHATEVER SHUT UP!
Tina: BETRADER!
Tina: BACKSTABER
tyasia: Seriously, were you even typing a language right there?
Tina: I CAN’T BELEIVE U!
tyasia: you wouldnt be acting like this if you were going to see everyone again!
Tina: WHAT?
Tina: IDC
tyasia: Thats what india, tori, zenabari and janiiyah said
Tina: GO GO CALL EVERYONE AND TELL THEM WHAT I SAID!I DON’T CARE!
Tina: WHATEVER I DON’T CARE ABOUT NONE OF THEM!
tyasia: So, are u still going to Vietnam?
Tina: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
tyasia: Watcha doin’?
Tina: I GOT MY OWN WORLD IN MY HEART THAT DOESN’T HAVE PEOPLE WHO MOCK ME AND HATES ME!!!
Tina: I DON’T CARE IF I’M ASAIN OR NOT!
tyasia: really i havent noticed (sarcasm)
Tina: SHUT UP/
tyasia: i dont have to
Tina: U JUST DID!
tyasia: i can. you cant
Tina: WHATEVER
tyasia: soooooo
Tina Le: *Roll Eyes*
tyasia: anyways…
tyasia: im so tired
tyasia: are you?
Tina: THAN GO TO SLEEP
tyasia: i dont feel like it thats boring
Tina: *Roll Eyes*
Tina: I HATE U SOOOOO MUCH!
Tina: I HATE U FOREVER!!!!
Tina: GO HANG OUT WITH YOUR REAL FRIENDS!
tyasia: If u hate me why are you talking to me?
tyasia: smart
Tina: SHUT UP!
tyasia: no thx
Tina: THAT IS ALL I WANTED TO TELL U!
tyasia: amazing
Tina: BEFORE I’LL NEVER TALK TO U FOREVER ANYMORE!!!SO RAPE ZAC EFRON!
tyasia: nahh…Good night!

lmao! I taught her well. Brush those haters off boo boo. :hand:

18 Responses to sarcasm at it’s best.

  1. By alexis b. ™, May 29, 2009 at 8:35 am

    This is one of the greatest entries I have ever seen. You’re daughter hasn’t even reaching high school..erm…or middle school for that matter and she’s already sonnin’ bitches. That’s amazing. And she sounds exactly like you. It’s crazy. Lololol…

    BTW *thumbs up* on snooping through her email.

    • By chanel, May 29, 2009 at 8:54 am

      lol, Thanks Lexy boo.

  2. By Amina, May 29, 2009 at 8:56 am

    :lmao: this was so funny…. your daughter can teach my niece a couple of things so she wont get bossed around

  3. By The Blog Bully, May 29, 2009 at 8:57 am

    :blogg4v:

  4. By brownelovely, May 29, 2009 at 8:59 am

    Good for her…best part was there was no cussing…great job mom!

  5. By Sage, May 29, 2009 at 9:10 am

    LMAO!

  6. By Sarah Noelle, May 29, 2009 at 11:58 am

    :lmao: that was COMEDY if i every saw it. SERIOUSLY I BOW :pray: to you for teaching your daughter so well.

  7. By Mimi, May 29, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    10 year olds e-mail now?!?!?! Where the heck have I been?! LOL. But hahaha @ your daughter. She has a good head on her shoulders.

    • By chanel, May 29, 2009 at 11:25 pm

      You’ve been in the 90′s, lol.

  8. By Caitlin, May 29, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    LMFAO @ “betrader” :bloghgg:

  9. By Rathy, May 29, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    That’s awesome. I’m glad your daughter handled that well. She’s much too smart for that nonsense. Sometimes I wonder how my niece does in school and with other kids. And hope she doesn’t have to deal with drama. But she’s a pretty smart kid and knows how to act.

    • By chanel, May 29, 2009 at 11:24 pm

      I knowwww, your niece has gotten soooo big! I remember when she was just a baby.

  10. By kim, May 30, 2009 at 3:35 am

    lol wow @ your daughter’s “friend”… way tooooo over dramatic. its like she wanted your daughter to snap back. she handled that very well :)

  11. By Silver, May 30, 2009 at 3:45 am

    She’s getting started early! Lol, gotta love the kids.

  12. By tiff, May 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Wait, those are all the emails they’ve been sending to each other back and forth, and they’re not chat transcripts?

    Haha…wow.

    If there is anything more annoying than her friend, I’d like to find out.

    Also, love your daughter’s patience and poise. She keeps it together.

  13. By chanel, May 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Lol. Its a chat transcript from Gmail chat.

  14. By Melle, May 31, 2009 at 12:55 am

    Ah! I loved reading that! I can only hope I have a daughter as tough and as calm as yours. She handled that girls out-of-control behavior pretty well. You can tell she has a good head on her shoulders! I can tell you’re a proud mommy! :blogyj:

  15. By Bella, May 31, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Haha oh my, you’re daughter is adorable :)

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