Here’s a list of common questions/emails I get. They’re not quite the norm I must say. But have no fear! I shall answer them all. Even the rude ones.

Q: How do you stay so strong and in control of yourself?
A: Don’t get it twisted, I lose control too. We all have our times when we fall apart and not feel strong. But what makes you move on is actually the inner strength you always had within. Just learn how to channel that same energy into bettering yourself and surviving out of your worst. I channel mine through sex, drugs and rock & roll.

Q: You always use your own picture for a layout. Are you conceited?
A: Who else you want me to use on my site? You?

Q: OMG, how can I make a website?! Can you show me how?!!!!
A: OMG Sure!!! Step By Step Instructions

Q: I heard that you __________. Is that true?
A: Yup, it’s all true. That will always be my answer. I’ve realized that no matter what you say, people will still believe what they want. Regardless if the truth is staring right in your face. During my tenure on the world wide web, I’ve learned that people will judge you according to what was told to them. So why bother prove myself to anyone?

Q: I can’t stand you.
A: Oh.

Q: I don’t see what’s the big deal about you & your site. Every time I come here I’m not impressed.
A: Ok. So why you keep coming back?

Q: Why you don’t approve all of your comments to be posted?
A: I am all for a healthy debate. If you disagree with me, by all means, feel free to express such. But discriminatory & anonymous comments I will not allow. I wasn’t a coward by putting my opinions and point of view on display so neither should you be. Don’t be a punk bitch about it.

Q: Why you seem like a bitch?
A: Because you’re intimidated by an opinionated woman.

Q: Wow, I love the ____ that you used for your layout. Can you tell me the name of it and where you got it from?
A: No.

Q: What initially interested you in becoming a webmaster & what motivates you to remain blogging?
A: After dabbling around in AOL Hometown pages back in 2003, I wanted to expand and learn how to make my own layouts & graphics. I downloaded Adobe Photoshop and it was a wrap from there. Viewing so many of my peers out there doing the same motivated me even more. I wanted to do what they did. Then I started getting a lot more feedback for my blogs than my actual designs. It felt good knowing that my website has helped many through some rough times in their life. I hold that feeling very close to my heart, which is why I continue to blog.

Q: Girl, let me tell what _____ said about you…
A: Actually, don’t. I’m well above that & frankly, I don’t care.

Q: I can’t find your credits page. Did you credit Robin Nicholas for using Arial font?
A: Get a life.

Q: Why don’t you ever reflect on your experiences as a mother or post pictures of your daughter?
A: There are certain things in my life I like to keep private. My daughter’s pictures, my relationship with her father, and my trials and tribulations as a mother are a few of them.

Q: Who is one person that has had the most influence in your life & the choices/decisions you’ve made?
A: The little voice in my head.

Q: Do you believe in a higher power? If so, what’s their a/s/l?
A: Yes I do and his name is Prince 51/male/Minneapolis.

Q: What do you bank success on?
A: When you finally have a true peace of mind.

Q: With your beauty and grate cents of humor. Does this you you invited to events you would not normally see attend.
A: Huh???

Q: I just got of a 4 year relationship and I feel so lost. Where do I go from here?
A: Mapquest it.

Q: How do you know when you’re in love with someone?
A: When you let him reuse an old condom.

Q: What advice can you give a young mother trying to figure out what directions to take in life? Finishing college young or working full-time and doing very little schooling?
A: It depends on your resources. Do you have a strong family support? Are you able to juggle school, work & a child? It takes a lot of dedication & patience. It also takes a toll on your emotions. You’re going to feel alone, tired & frustrated. It’s definitely a struggle, however, it makes you a stronger wiser person. Just make sure you pick a major/study that you’re truly interested in. That way everything won’t seem like a “task”.

Q: How many men have you slept with?
A: 786 787 792.

Q: Have you ever considered writing books? Your blogs are amazing!
A: I thought about it but I’m not too keen on being in the limelight. I’m okay with being popular, but not famous. I don’t think I would handle celebrity status too well.

Q: I want my website redesigned, something similar to yours, so why did you quote me $500?
A: You’re right, what was I thinking? I shouldn’t have quoted you $500. I really should have quoted you $600.

Q: Help me understand why web design is so costly. Can’t I just upload a WordPress theme and be done with it?
A: Web design isn’t something as simple as 1,2,3. Yes, you can use a WordPress theme and “be done with it”, but why settle for a theme that many people will recognize from other sites? Which is why people seek others, like myself, in order to help them achieve the look and functions of their website. To get that unique eye-catching look. Graphic designing, HTML coding, CSS styling and PHP alterations are very time consuming. Some designers pay by the hour. Most start out at $1000. My rates are very reasonable, considering the turn around time of completion as well. I put my all into every website as if it’s my own. That, including my outstanding work ethic, my aim to please, and the OCD I have for website perfection, is why you’re paying me anywhere from $250 to $600. Plus the fact that I’m good at it as well. (:

Wanna ask me a question? Email me.